Monday, May 24, 2021

How do you like that, Elon Musk?


How do you like that, Elon Musk? 

For half of this week, we all lived together with the new hobby of Sergei Vladilenovich, who decided to stir up his annual forum "New Knowledge" (no, well, what else should he do if the security forces are more and more involved in domestic politics).  Though we are at this event nothing very new did see and did not acquire any knowledge, we must pay tribute, the show was staged better than our eternal formats, where someone, and furthermore, perhaps even many individuals, speak to Putin.

This time they did without the first person, instead of him they called everyone officials who were at hand, and the main star, without which no one would have noticed the forum, - Ilona Mask (why not Rogozin, he would have drowned a taxi, sang, furthermore, even sang): "A truly hopeless conversation with Musk and helpless planning. 

Kids' inquiries from the crowd. They got the star that they did not understand what to do with it. We thought that everything goes by itself "- says political scientist Tatyana becomes even again, maybe in Tesla Factory will open if the turned- this Minpromtorg earlier not to jail for one - main the same, and the mainline of the forum was simple and straightforward idea: earlier we wanted to show something slant and crooked and said, "How do you like that, Elon Musk?", but now we show Musk himself, only it is not clear why and to whom, but somehow this is all wrong,

Even even though Russia has its own shoals like the same "United Russia", which, well, has simply already bothered everyone with its primaries, where they are trying to lure anyone they can (after all, they have a rating of 15% in Moscow, and supporters have already run from the sinking ship to the opposition ), even the teachers are already sending them. but even with United Russia, there is something to be proud of, for example, the Piskarev bill against Navalny, who decided to finalize.

Kleshas and Krasheninnikov(all the stars of the convocation in one bottle): everyone who supported Navalny in the last year will have to live for some time without elections, and yes, repost and like will do, it is not at all necessary to go to a rally or transfer money, likewise it will also do, but the fact that the law is retroactive is not the point, because, as they explain in the Federation Council, the basic rights guaranteed by the protected article of the Constitution are such garbage and their deprivation does not count - "How do you like this, Elon Musk?"

Even in our country one can be proud of vaccines, but not only the “foreign agent” “Meduza” says that even Moscow needs another 2 to 7 years to get herd immunity, but Sobyanin comes out and (well, when he is not distracted by delirium about vaccinations for $ 2 thousand) openly admits, they say, yes, the vaccination campaign was not to our expectation, it's just "offensive", the first ones were registered and distributed - "How do you like this, Elon Musk?"

You can be pleased with the Moscow City Duma because there the United Russia self-nominated candidates with a salary of 500-700 rubles a month offered to arrange a paid vacation for 4 months at once and for this they arranged a 15-hour meeting until 1 am, passing laws like the one on which to vote for Mayor will now be able to all with temporary registration for 3 months. 

However many occasions as they need, only the last one will be counted - all oppositionists without exception (to, By the way, Ilya Yashin chose to interface with them ) there they just got their heads: "Indeed, at least stop, at least fall,” the delegate Shuvalova was angry.- What are you guys ?! In general, look at yourself from the outside through the eyes of your voters! " , - well, "How to do you like this, Elon Musk?" ,

But this, of course, is not all, there is another pride in Moscow - the head of the Department of Transport Liksutov, who was caught firing everyone who supported Navalny from the metro last week, even international sanctions were promised to him in the politician's team, the solicitation was rarely replied, they don't have the foggiest idea how to function, let alone colleagues: Meduza, as it turned out, was recognized as a foreign agent by a denunciation of a very strange man, Alexander Ionov, whose complaint was passed on to the authorities at such a speed (one federal agency per day) that, as they say, "Putin was stunned when he discovered".  ... what is there to ask about Musk,

And in general, we fight dissidents in the style of a “five-year plan”: while a signatory explains that officials had an exhaustive right to sit in a full hall with Putin without masks during the message, law enforcers came to the Zemsky Congress in Veliky Novgorod, which they were digging into on the platform, began to count how many people were in the room, measure the distance between the chairs with a ruler and demand to stop this is a disgrace in the form of a discussion of the topic of local self-government.

Although this all slightly hindered the Congress, except that Galyamina and a couple of colleagues were detained, now, apparently, she is waiting for an examination at the dentist, because Lyubov Sobol has already started looking for "fraud" in her mouth with donations to Navalny (well, those, apparently, which the politician did not launder) - well, "How do you like this, Elon Musk? ",

Not intrigued at this point? - all alright, to Belarus, wherein the end the deprived Lukashenka sent the basic rights of citizens so far that he decided to completely close, and it is still not clear why he blocked (apparently, so as not to remind him of the lost World Cup in hockey), in any case, these are generally blossoms, berries went in the form of stars, or rather, just yellow stripes in the colonies, which, as it turned out, the Lukashists began to mark political prisoners, remembering the timeless practice of their colleagues from the Nazi Reich - you certainly don’t need this, Elon Muskso it’s better not to come to us with your teslas, otherwise you may not remember, we already had one Uncle Styopa with his ё-mobiles - we were playing democracy here, - but somehow I swam, so what do you think one more time.